wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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natgalactic:

oi 
setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

kogrnaw:

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot


they are all named “Amanda”

kogrnaw:

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

they are all named “Amanda”

I just really don’t wanna go to conditioning tomorrow